Asia Malaysia: Epic Thailand Transvestite, R18, Night Market

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OH- Oh pretty baby I wana hold you so much - Can't take my eyes off you : Lauryn Hill

I.AM.BACK. I.Bring.Sexy.Back. na jokes hahaha but i brang videos back from a R18 Cabaret show...zz cant spell that word but WHO CARES. ITs R18...more later

Back from TH-th-Thailand kaaa. Hat Yai - South of Thailand, really close to Malaysia, Lots of Transvestite and Prostitute. No. Not my home = =. Man I must tell you. THE PEOPLE THERE ARE SOOOOO BITCHY. Like when, say when they talk to girls they like give you evil eyes and shit. When a guy talks to them, they're all flirty and smiling and bloody give them lap dance for free ~.~ yuck. AND they are so good at eating your money!!! ZZZZZZZ

First day, which was 26 Dec 2009 - Left Malaysia at 7.30pm and went to Kayu Hitam to get a van for like 11 people ~.~ My mum's Sister and the lil Children came lol HECTIC.


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That's the V.I.P Van, it was cool -it had karaoke. ROFL. ahah the custom in Thailand was djghsdh bleh sooooooo long, the line was sooooo long..........by the time we reach to the bitchy as officer it was like 12 at midnight ! O ! drove one hour to our hotel. Then went to eat a lil midnight snack ;D ahah after that went back to hotel for the lil kids to sleep so me, my mum, aunt, cousin and cousin's wife went to the night market and walked till 3am rofl hahah Didn't buy anything beside food because we just went to 'have a look'. We brought dried squid....



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Second Day: Went to 2 temple - one called the 4 face god, and second one call luong po tho. or something.. i don't know...but they preserve one of the monk and he still has hair. lol




After that went back to our hotel street to shop~ Brought school bag and clothes...friking cut the price hardout to them man otherwise it's a rip off... lolol Peggy sweet talk = Bravo.


Walk around till like 6 something pm because my cousin booked this show thing for us to see at 7pm. It's Hat Yai Caberat Show ( Transvestite singing and dancing) LMAO. Dam. it was sexy.


Na jokes . I was like scared shit it will come to our table!!! the show was so expensive man = = dinner + Entertainment = $7000 Baht which is around $400 NZd?

Omg man the Transvestite looks soooo real, real as in you couldnt tell that they were guys. I was like to my cousin, hey there's some girls in the show! And my cousin went laughing and was like NOO THEY ARE ALL GUYS, PLASTIC SURGERY EVERYWHERE EXCEPT FOR THEIR DICK.


ROFL I was like cracking up . But seriously it was WTF R18.







Asia Malaysia: Epic MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS and Poloroid

HAPPY MERRY CHRISTMAS ~~~! 25 Dec 2009



GUESS WHAT?!





Our car broke down yesterday, some problem with the tire zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz so today, CHRISTMAS we couldn't go to far far awayyy places. T-T .



ON the flip side, we had a huge shopping mall next to our hotel. SO went shopping XD Christmas is soooooo WONDERFUL and DISCOUNTs. =] Yeah man, I love discounts ^^, went to this cool asssss clothes shop call "Paranoid" and the clothes are so lovely!!! but....SO EXPENSIVE?! Thanks to my Asian cutting money skill - I managed to get $275 to $230 =] Yeah boiiii.

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Brought 2 Tees for that price ~.~ the guy gave me free stickers rofl.



Then went to get my phone fix again, because the Asian people failed raping it = = and didn't do it properly~ Had to go back in one hour, so went to shop more XD



There was this shop call 'Watson' omg that shop is like the best - it has toothpaste, first aid, etc etc and GATSBY. WOOPP and it was on SALE ^^ so i brought like i don't know 8 of them i think. I'm going to sell them in NZ =] KA CHING MAN !


Anyways before I said we were going to go Thailand on like Friday I think, but we didn't because we had to wait for my cousin to take time off work. She managed to persuade her boss. So tomorrow we're going Thailand. unfortunately, its not Bang-kok. XD hahaha its some random shit place call "Hub Jai" which is filled with monks, rapist, transvestite, Temples, Gays and les shit.

So. I'm just going there to shop ~.~ Its really close to Malaysia, so it's convenient. ( South Thailand)


Have a Verry Merrry Fairy Jelly Darry CH-CHRISTMASSSSS

Jingle Bells.

My Favourite Christmas song Covered by Glee ^^ This Awesome as musical tv program






Asia Malaysia : Epic Asian Toilet, Xmas Eve and Indian Temple

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Boys like Girls FT Taylor Swift- 2 is better than one ♥
YOOOO wasup!!!! Christmas eve today!! 24 dec 2009!!!

Today was makan makan makan! and shop shop shop! Went to Queensbay Mall in Bayan Lepas, didn't really buy my own stuff - instead I brought my FRIENDS. Yes my beloved friends, I brought you guys presents ^^ I wish you guys A good Christmas and everybody else!!!

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Can't be bothered writing its like ONE AM here in Malaysia and 6:15am in NZ LOL because I just got back from AUTO CITY ( Near our Malaysia house) yeah, they had this huge christmas party event thing so went to ch-check it Owt.
see Pictures! and Videos!

EWW~ Yucky Toilet ~~ lol~~~ yup the asian squatting toilet....Everytime you go in there, you get a lil bit of excersise LOL

Asia Malaysia: Epic Mouse Noodle and Nudity

Wedenesday 23 december 2009:
* Caution : This content contains some Nudity. You are alow to ROFL. XD *


Today was mostly a 'flow day', in the morning we went to eat and meet my parent's friend. It was in a well-known restaurant in Penang called " 7 Village noodle house" and I order this noodle call '' Bee tai bat". People nicknamed it mouse noodle lol ( See Video! ). It was really nice ^____^ and I decide to order a 'healthy' drink hahaha it was this Lime + Plum Tea . Ice Ice Baby~.


After that we went to check out our crib, it was all build up - we just need to put in the furniture.



Then we cross the mighty bridge and pass the toll to a small village call 'Kulim' - still in Penang.


This place is where my Mum's side family lives, It's just her big sister the other sibling are in other country lol My niece and nephew is looked after by their grandma which is my mum's big sister.




Rofl I love seeing them!! and bullying them haha It's so cute their emotions - They're only like 2-7 years old ( there was like 7 lil kids @.@) As a aunt, I cant resist them hahaha XD


Gahh they're so cute !!! I like little kids like around age 2-4 because thats the stage when they're really cute and adorable !!! haha

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LOL yeah... as you can see, I decided to add some spice to my pictures ^___^ aren't they cute?
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( another video soon to be uploaded)















Photo of the day:


Yo! Hugh Hefner, Im happy for you but Tiger woods has the most mistress uncovered.
Lmao! love my picture?? Guess who it is XD Its..TIGER WOODS & HIS 4 MISTRESS XD PLaYerrrrRRRRR


The more you laugh, the better your life will get! Get laughing!! which is next in that Video!


Asia's Funniest Video:




(Video here soon to be uploaded)


Haha Little kids these days!


Happy Holiday! More Asian Malaysia to come!

Asia Malaysia: Epic Tired + got Internet and Birthday shout out

Tuesday 22 December 2009:
I just want to say HAPPY 9th BIRTHDAY to my Lil Brothers - Jayvin and Kelvin. Yeap today is their Bday. And even though we fight like crazy, I'll still LOVE YOU.

Cont from Asia Malaysia : Epic ride.

The whole flight thing took about 11 hours. *O* . I haven't had a proper sleep for 2 days!!! When we got to KL Airport, we were planning to take the train to our hotel in Kuala Lumpur. BUT there was another change of plan ~.~. When we arrive we met up with our usual rental car guy. He's old...reminds me of Mr Kamella. Except he's Muslim. lol, but hes pretty cool because he brought us coke haha.

Anyways we rented a car, and since we rented a car we decide to go STRAIGHT to PENANG. which is FIVE BLOODY HOURS LONG. wth was my parents thinking?! it was like MIDNIGHT ( Malaysia time) dammit I was hoping to rest in KL for a day THEN go down to Penang, but nooooooooo. PARENTS. 5 hours drive was worse than playing chess = =.

I decided to steal my brother Nintendo DS and played POKEMON. yes. I played Pokemon. haha Well I must say im pretty skills oi, because I got up to the 'Elite 4' and beat them with only one pokemon! hahaha rofl ok um... yea..X.X;;

We reach to Penang at around 5am or something. *rumble rumble* ..hungry..oh yea I quited Pokemon and fell asleep. haha and woke up hearing my mom's voice : WAKE UP EAT TIME.

Yeah fob. I was like ...wth are we going to eat its like 5am = = Dad drove us to his hometown- countryside- market -eating -place. It was scary T^T . So many old grandmas and it was dark T^T LOL Pictures!
Sorry for the blurriness photo with the street in the dark, I was in a rush because I didn't want to get rape. LOL the street was the market street and food place ~.~

Last picture is at a Toll going to visit my relatives. Video! not really interesting but just giving the idea of the environment here -
Before visiting my dad's side family, We went to pray for my mum's parents in a temple. They passed away when I was like 2 years old or something, sigh. Can't imagine parents dying T^T don't even know how to cope if they did...Oh before the temple we stay in a hotel call " G Hotel" yeah it's pretty gangster aye~ G G G G Baby baby baby~ rofl awesome 5 star hotel =] and we went to eat...*gasp* the 4 or 5 hour time difference is like crazy because it seems like your eating every 2 hours O.O'' om nom nom nom. * my phone getting fix YAY!~* My bro got like a phone for his bday zzz spoil as lil kids!
See that last picture? That is 'Bird's nest' it cost NZD 400 something *0* my lord lol From the Third pic, is my grandparents house ( Dad's Side) the place is like older than them I think lol the photo with the red bucket is their Shower believe it or not =P
Lol that's my Grandma >



The guard dog name ' Fei Fei' - it means fatty in chinese rofl

The guy who is deaf selling drinks across from my Aunty and Grandparents home. ( My Aunty just lives next to my grandparents lol see Video- she's the one in pink. so skinny! =O )

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What I learnt today : The dog really stinks, My Aunt ( in pink) is 39kg djrhgsldhgl woah!!

Oh yea I still need to get a photo of the 'asia toilets' haha XD I will post it when I get a chance to take the photo ! =]



Asia Malaysia for now! Keep looking when your cooking. ;) haha